1. Once Rajnikant got into a fight with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pant for the rest of his life. _______________________________________ 2. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back. That was the last time someone saw Dinosaurs. _______________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out...
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Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajinikant can lick his elbows. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is....
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth doesn’t have a Twitter account, because no one can follow him. He is already following everybody. _____________________________ 3. Bullets dodge Rajnikanth. _____________________________ 4. If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. The square root of Rajnikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikanth, the result is death. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. _________________________________ 3. In an average living room there...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Rajnikanth. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. ___________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can speak Braille. ___________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks. ___________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. ___________________________ 5. Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result –...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. _____________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make onions cry. _____________________________ 3. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. _____________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. _____________________________...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes. _____________________________________ 2. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain....
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth can divide something by zero. ________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can drown a fish. ________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. ________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. ________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth can slam a...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. _____________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. _____________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth killed the Dead Sea. _____________________________________ 4. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. _____________________________________...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. _________________________________ 2. Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills two stones with one bird. _________________________________ 4. Google won’t find Rajnikanth because you don’t...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. ___________________________________________ 2. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikanth lives in Chennai. ___________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. ___________________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth does not own a stove,...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. _________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth did, in fact, build Rome in a day. _________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. _________________________________ 4. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano. _________________________________ 5. Rajnikanth never...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajni is so hot…the cigarette burns before it’s lit. __________________________________________ 2. Rajnikanth irons his shirts while he’s wearing them. __________________________________________ 3. Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced. __________________________________________ 4. Only Rajnikanth can smell what the rock is...
Rajnikanth Jokes
1. Rajnikanth can cut knife with apple. ___________________________________ 2. What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? Oh my Rajnikanth! ___________________________________ 3. After 20 years, Robots will make a movie called Rajnikanth. ___________________________________ 4. When Rajnikanth logs on to Facebook.com, Facebook updates its status...
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